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yes mom. okay mom I’m shutting it down. its saving. no mom its sAVING THE GAME I CANT SHUT IT DOWN NO MOM JUST WAIT FOR IT TO SAVE I AM SHUTTING IT DOWN
i have this friend, his name’s jamal, and when we were younger, he was obsessed with pokemon, and pretended he was a pokemon trainer. one time we saw this stray cat, and he pretended it was a pokemon, and tried to catch it, and somehow he actually managed to get a hold of it. his family’s had it ever since
now we call him “got a cat” jamal
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
17 years old and i still don’t know how to properly respond to “whats up?”
babies dont deserve clear skin they dont even go to school
Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”
My entire educational experience summed up in one sentence.
My entire life summed up in one sentence.
Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs, sieben,
um, dois, três, qu
Un, Deux, Trois, Qu atre
It’s not a very good one.
uno, dos, tres, cu
I’m not sure how this works.
ett två tre fyr
philippines and japan stop omg
atu Du a Tig a Emp at
one AMERICA, two AMERICA, three AMERICA…
i don’t get it either
THE LAST ONE KILLED ME
Question: To Miya who is said to be bad at waking up - please tell me the best way to wake up.
beneath a man is his nucleus